Spontaneously Grown Girl-Parts // 1467 words // NC17 // Ryan/Brendon, femme slash, genderswap, girl!oral. Jumpy narration, fucked up grammar due to the IM nature of the fic.
Chat porn written for/with static_universe. ( Click here for the explanation. )

( Brendon turns into a girl first. )

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Ryan Ross gets his // 520 words // NC17 // Spencer/Brendon/Ryan // Toys, possible consent issues, Ryan getting slapped.

( Ryan was shaking his head, eyes wide in a silent apology. )

Lollapalooza 2006: The one where they make Ryan come in his pants // 1468 words // NC17 // Panic! GSF with a little help from toys and Zack.
Written for static_universe, who prompted me with: “omg sex toys! Vibrators and butt plugs plz. idc what the pairing is.” based on this video that was found by jzbell. Warnings: possible consent issues.

( Ryan cries out, struggling against Jon's hands on his shoulders, forcing him down over the arm of the couch. )

This has been a flocked post on my personal for a few weeks. I was kind of iffy on how this would be received due to Zack's participation. But I figured, what the hell?

You're Up To No Good // 1385 words // NC17 // Spencer/Ryan+Brendon
Written for and edited by static_universe. Title from Cobra Starship's "Damn You Look Good And I'm Drunk (Scandalous)"


( You're Up To No Good )

Good Morning 
555 words // NC17 // Ryan/Haley
Het. Dedicated to static_universe. Written for foxxcub's Save a Horse, Ride a Band Boy Meme 

I'm leaving this journal up for those of you who have my fics added to your memories if there are any. I know I said I was writing my last and had given it until Monday evening.  I've written my last, but this is it. I will not be posting any more.
It's been fun while it lasted and as much as this pains me...
So long, guys.
♥ dal_atthedisco 

Maybe.

Title: Choke - Version Wentz
Author: dal_atthedisco
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Pete/Ryan
POV: 3rd person
Summary: “This what you came here for?” “Not exactly. No. But it doesn’t hurt.”
Disclaimer: Don’t know them, own them, ect. Not real.
Dedications: Thanks to poisonarrows for the 6 AM beta job (again). For damnpetewentz because she doesn’t like the MCR in her Panic! Slash.
Author Note: Quickest fic edit ever.


( He wore too-tight girl jeans, a studded belt and faded out shirt with the name of Pete’s band splashed across the chest. )

Title: Choke
Author: dal_atthedisco
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Frank/Ryan
POV: 3rd person
Summary: “This what you came here for?” “Not exactly. No. But it doesn’t hurt.”
Disclaimer: Don’t know them, own them, ect. Not real.
Dedications: Thanks to poisonarrows for the 6 AM beta job (again). This was written for static_universe because I know how badly she wanted this to exist.
Author‘s Note: My third completed fic in as many days, written in 2 hours. That’s the new record. Written for the pornothon at disarm_d.

( He wore too-tight girl jeans, a studded belt and faded out shirt with the name of Frank’s band splashed across the chest. )

Title: Kaleidoscope
Author: dal_atthedisco
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Ryan/Brendon
POV: 3rd person
Summary: Brendon has tits and RyanAWTC! 5 pages of pure genderswap smut.
Disclaimer: Don’t know them, own them, ect. Not real.
Dedications: Thanks to static_universe for the beta job and encouragement and because I know how badly she wanted Brendon to have boobs. To damnpetewentz and poisonarrows because I kept them in suspense for so long.
Author‘s Note: under the cut

( Kaleidoscope: A series of changing phases or events. )

Title: Of Wanting More Than We Really Need
Author: dal_atthedisco
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Spencer/Haley, Ryan/Keltie, Ryan/Haley
POV: 3rd person
Summary: He couldn’t help but get hard at the thought that he had heard his best friend’s girlfriend finishing herself off nearly every night for the past week.
Disclaimer: Don’t know them, own them, ect. Not real.
Dedications: Thanks to poisonarrows for the beta job and encouragement. To static_universe because I know how badly she wanted me to write Ryan/Haley.
Author's Note Title from The Higher’s “Can Anyone Really Love Young?” Written in 3 hours for the Pornothon over at disarm_d's Journal.

( Spencer just sat there and wrinkled his nose. )

Title: Of Boys and Back Alleys
Author: dal_atthedisco
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Jon Walker/Brendon Urie
POV: 3rd person
Summary: Jon and Brendon go to a club and then head for the back alley.
Disclaimer: Don’t know them, own them, ect. Not real.
Warnings: Rimming, felching, snowballing.
A/N: Thanks goes out to static_universe for the beta.

( The band was good, Jon had to give them that, but what he had in his arms was better. )

Title: Take the Pain Out of Love and Then Love Won't Exist (4/?)
Author: dal_atthedisco
Rating:NC17
Pairing: Joncer
POV: 3rd, very Spencer-centric
Word Count: 1176
Summary: Jon's angsting. Spencer's a chocolate addict. Candy brings them together.
Disclaimer: About as real as the Ryan clone laying in my bed right now.
Author Notes: Title taken from The Academy Is...'s beautiful song "Everything We Had." My apologies, but this thing is massive. Really. the whole fic so far is 13000+ words so it's being split up into separate posts. Thanks goes out to fliptomybside for the beta.
Previous Chapters: 01. 02. 03.

( One thing he knows for sure: he likes this, being with Jon, enjoys this. )

Title: Take the Pain Out of Love and Then Love Won't Exist (3/?)
Author: dal_atthedisco
Rating:NC17
Pairing: Joncer
POV: 3rd, very Spencer-centric
Word Count: 1887
Summary: Jon's angsting. Spencer's a chocolate addict. Candy brings them together.
Disclaimer: About as real as the Ryan clone laying in my bed right now.
Author Notes: Title taken from The Academy Is...'s beautiful song "Everything We Had." My apologies, but this thing is massive. Really. the whole fic so far is 13000+ words so it's being split up into separate posts.
Previous Chapters: 01. 02.


( He enjoys this, just being able to relax and touch. )

Title: Take the Pain Out of Love and Then Love Won't Exist (2/?)
Author: dal_atthedisco
Rating:NC17
Pairing: Joncer
POV: 3rd, very Spencer-centric
Word Count: 2433
Summary: Jon's angsting. Spencer's a chocolate addict. Candy brings them together.
Disclaimer: About as real as the Ryan clone laying in my bed right now.
Author Notes: Title taken from The Academy Is...'s beautiful song "Everything We Had."
Previous Chapters: 01.

( Spencer kisses him and thinks that he really, really likes Jon. )

Title: Take the Pain Out of Love and Then Love Won't Exist (1/?)
Author: dal_atthedisco
Rating:NC17
Pairing: Joncer
POV: 3rd, very Spencer-centric
Word Count: 2038
Summary: Jon's angsting. Spencer's a chocolate addict. Candy brings them together.
Disclaimer: About as real as the Ryan clone laying in my bed right now.
Author Notes: Title taken from The Academy Is...'s beautiful song "Everything We Had."

( Jon usually isn’t like this. )

Title: We’ve Got Tattoos & Late Talks
Author: dal_atthedisco
Rating:NC17
Pairing: Jon/Ryan, with many, many hints at group sex.
POV: 3rd person
Summary: Ryan doesn’t like Brendon’s tattoo, but he likes Jon’s.
Disclaimer: Don’t know them, own them, ect. Not real.
Dedications: To my beta and best buddy ever, xhowoldamix cause she loves the Bden ink and wants to lick it. To damnpetewentz, cause if I hadn’t gotten carried away while talking to her, this wouldn’t have been written and she gave me the JWalk. :D To ladyshini, cause she’s adorable and thinks Ryro is the most beautiful boy in the world.
Author Notes: The title is a play off of the lyrics from The Academy Is...'s Toasted Skin.

( the swirl of black ink curling over Jon’s left shoulder )

Title: I’ve Come To You (‘Cause I Need Guidance To Be True)
Author: dal_atthedisco
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Spencer/Ryan, with Brendon/Ryan and Jon/Spencer
POV: 3rd person
Summary: Ryan has needs, Spencer meets them, Brendon knows, Jon understands.
Disclaimer: Don’t know them, own them, ect. Not real.
Dedications: To damnpetewentz, because she had a shitty day on Friday. For xhowoldamix, lady_shini, and fliptomybside, because I love them.
Author Notes: Title is from the lyrics to “Criminal” by Fiona Apple.

( An arms shoots out of the shadows, catching him around the waist. )

Title: Sit Back, Get my Palette Wet, Getting Mentally Prepared for the Consequences, and You Know Why (What Should Have [Rightfully] Been, But Wasn’t)
Author: dal_atthedisco and xhowoldamix
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Brendon and Spencer
POV: Third Person
Summary: Spencer catches our boy Brendon with his pants down…literally.
Disclaimer: This is as real as our plot to kidnap a certain band…
Author Notes: Comment fic between dal_atthedisco and xhowoldamix.This was started when dal_atthedisco got a prompt from a certain community, but the reply that was supposed to be there, wasn't. To make a long story short: This is what should be at said community, but it's not. And it’s basically smut smut smut.

dal_atthedisco in bold text.
xhowoldamix in unbolded text.

( I am touching you. )